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Satire is dead.

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the onion has been on fire recently.

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The length of time I’ve seen people commenting this, makes me think they mean ‘recently’ on a geological scale.

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But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve

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The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They’re about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.

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Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.

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“Insiders have been peddling the lies that these apple cinnamon soaps aren’t dangerous, but I know firsthand how bad they actually taste."

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