9 points
Satire is dead.
22 points
the onion has been on fire recently.
13 points
6 points
But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve
11 points
The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They’re about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.
72 points
Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.
5 points