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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little(theonion.com)

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zib@lemmy.world
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Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.

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bitchkat@lemmy.world
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“Insiders have been peddling the lies that these apple cinnamon soaps aren’t dangerous, but I know firsthand how bad they actually taste."

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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I believed it at first

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j4p@lemm.ee
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This seems less crazy than the things he’ll actually say

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ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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Stop giving him ideas

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one
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the onion has been on fire recently.

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jwt@programming.dev
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The length of time I’ve seen people commenting this, makes me think they mean ‘recently’ on a geological scale.

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