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45 points

Egyptian room is certainly a choice, but the rest I’m not mad about? The exposed walls look legit and give the house some character, and the spaces that are renovated are tasteful.

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14 points

My only complaint with the rest is the weird kitchen that’s both gigantic and way too small.

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5 points

It is a bit weird, I think the 3.5m walls and the cabinets not reaching the ceiling are messing with my brain.

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10 points

That was my thought, those rooms in the middle pictures looked better than the earlier ones

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39 points

Is that a toilet?

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48 points
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It’s the royal throne.

Bad real estate? More like amazing real estate. I love it lmao. Well, except for the pricetag.

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6 points

But that’s in Canadian dollars, so it’s like 20% cheaper in USD.

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22 points

Valley of the Rings

Toot-and-come-in

Nifertiti

The Bummy

Shatophagus

Cleofartra

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16 points

Sarcophashits

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8 points

The irony of my laughing at this while taking a shit is not lost on me.

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7 points

yeah, I think so. A black toilet.

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5 points

It’s a toilet and a shower.

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1 point

All toilets are if you get creative.

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32 points

Me: Well, this looks perfectly normal, I don’t really see why they…Oh.

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19 points

That’s an incredible house. I wouldn’t have the heart to tear out the sarcophagus toilet, even if the place didn’t probably cost more money than I’ll ever have in my lifetime.

Strong vibes that a retired couple currently live there and a property developer will partition it into ten apartments.

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7 points

The sarcophagus toilet.

Worth the visit!

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17 points

Craziest part- then it opens and you see what’s inside.

Jokes aside, I could live here

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3 points

I liked the watermelon room

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