198 points

Trump, picking a Fox news host to run the military

“How could this be any worse?”

That motherfucker: takes off shirt

Narrator: “It got worse.”

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81 points

Wait until he opens his mouth and starts talking

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13 points

Wait until he uses the military to do something even more nefarious than what they usually do around the world

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95 points

I’m a gun nut. I have an AR-15 and love it. Finest multi-purpose rifle on Earth.

Forget the rest of the tats. Having a tattoo of an AR-15 is so goddamned toxic I want to puke. FWIW, I’d punch him for the Iron Cross tats before I noticed the others.

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-17 points

Get an ak. Ar is jam city

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15 points

I have an AR it has never jammed. I also have an AK that has also never jammed.

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13 points

Sounds like you don’t know how to jam.

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4 points

Cleaning and maintaining your weapons regularly leads to reliability. FWIW, the AK series are peasants weapons. Which isn’t bad.

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5 points

The M-16 is a jam factory, the M-4 was built to not do that. Slap any nato mag in that bad boy and pew pew

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The M-16 did jam however it was due to shitty mags, cheaping out on the barrel, not issuing the grunts proper cleaning kits, and not giving them a manual of arms for handling the new weapon in a jungle environment.

Also Mr. president of the universe you’re wanted in the galactic council rooms.

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3 points

Mine is cheap as hell and will cycle anything, including steel case ammo of dubious origin and quality. If you have one that is jamming, there might be a defect that requires your attention.

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74 points

The entire cabinet is something from a comic book. These guys are all cartoonishly evil.

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9 points

It literally seems like he’s just picking a mix of Republicans who are most notorious on social media and people who would make Putin the most happy, so you’re not wrong but I don’t think it’s the actual criterion he’s using.

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5 points

my theory is that this is all one big power move from trump, to show people what he can get away with. i don’t think he cares that much about the individual people he’s nominating, he more so cares about showing people that he can pick literally anyone he wants and no one will stop him.

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2 points

And Trump is bypassing all background checks by the FBI.

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73 points

Of course he does. These are all complete garbage human beings. Can’t wait to hear the moronic defense of this is somehow not racist.

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33 points

“It’s all just a joke.”

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29 points

Who doesn’t tattoo jokes onto their body?

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8 points

My wife is a tattoo artist, and lots of people do.

But, he isn’t one of those people.

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8 points

emo kids with dotted lines on their wrists sweating right now

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9 points

“It’s going to be a maze.”

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3 points

“As soon as I get my next check and pay off my payday loan and pill guy”

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When does Russia invade to de-nazify the US?

(They already have, comrade. And your citizens voted it in)

Here’s another question:

If Russia launched a nuke at the US, would puppet trump use the launch codes?

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36 points

Probably not because he would probably tell Putin to target a major Democratic city center

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13 points

Dearborn, MI would probably be high on the list.

High Muslim population. Heavy Democratic leaning (except this year. Lol)

One obvious one NYC, but he wouldn’t want to hurt his property value.

So, pretty much the entire pacific coast.

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12 points

The launch codes are 00000 anyway, so…

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1 point

You’re missing three zeros.

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4 points

more like that insane fuck would nuke some place as final middle finger before he dies to old age

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