Trump, Musk & Gaetz
Go team pedo!
Pics available of Trump & Musk both with Epstein, Gaetz (still not fully charged with) doing high schoolers
Couch fuckers gotta take back seat
Butt-head taps underage girls, then show DOJ pictures of him doing so
I love TV’s Frank so much right now.
Yea… This is just Jon Steward level snark that makes us chuckle and feel like we’re doing something, when in reality we’re doing jack shit.
Democrats need to be organizing and running from the local level up and let go of these clever quips. They do nothing except placate people.
I honestly believe Jon coming back did more harm than good. He’s giving leftist an outlet so they don’t actually do anything with their anger.
All these comedians are just letting us vent our energy, meaning it’s not used to organise and run for something.
You can’t tell people the country is going under, while also cracking jokes.
LAUGHING IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING ANYONE CAN EVER DO!
We all must be grim and serious because we all know that those Jon Stewart level people never achieve anything.
Other than becoming president of Ukraine.
But really, what has Zelensky accomplished?
It’s a level we Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans have loved for many years now.
I just realized this was THAT TV’s Frank! I don’t know what other TV Frank I was mixing him up with, but awesome!
The Cabinet list so far, as it was officially leaked moments ago on NudeAfrica.com:
State - Matt Gaetz
Treasury - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Interior - A t-shirt cannon
Justice - DraftKings®
Agriculture - owner of that McDonald’s
Commerce - currently accepting bids
Labor - Immortan Joe
Defense - Vladimir Putin
Housing and Urban Development - it’s Trump, so probably Herschel Walker, ffs
Transportation - Elon Musk’s twitter account
Energy - V. Putin
Health and Human Services - sold off and privatized between Nestlé, Saudi Aramco, and Ticketmaster
Education - Kid Rock, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert, and all sewn together as a human centipede
Veterans’ Affairs - Captain Morgan; under secretaries Jack Daniels and Jim Beam
Homeland Security - Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, once the check clears
Poor Camacho gets shit for being thick, but when the world’s smartest man turned up he asked his advice gave him a job. Eventually.
I miss being surprised when rapists and pedophiles get handily rewarded for their crimes