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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation(chaser.com.au)

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ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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Don’t tell America…

…there’s oil in America.

“What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!”

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elvith@feddit.org
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Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

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kibiz0r@midwest.social
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Managed Democracy™

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TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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DemocrazyTM

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B312@lemmy.world
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How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

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neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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…for SuperAmerica!

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idunnololz@lemmy.world
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FK I bit it

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Shawdow194@fedia.io
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Gold

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NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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Black gold, one might say!

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Thassodar@lemm.ee
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Texas tea!

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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Mission accomplished.

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