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Gold

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Black gold, one might say!

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Texas tea!

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This the realest fake headline

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Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true…

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Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

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Managed Democracy™

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DemocrazyTM

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…for SuperAmerica!

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How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

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Are Americans finally reaping what they’ve sown for over a hundred years? I can’t wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.

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Something something, nose, spider face

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Mission accomplished.

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