I know you’re convinced that a little cinnamon improves your chili.

You are incorrect on this conviction.

100 points

Chili without beans is just spicy spaghetti sauce and I will die on that hill.

Beans belong in chili.

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Beans are the foundation of chili. You can remove all the meat from a chili and still call it chili. You cannot remove all the beans and still call it chili.

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4 points

Yes: Pinto beans are called chili beans for a goddamn reason. But also kidney beans in the mix (and black beans at least) are delicious too.

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I can’t find good kidney beans (all the ones I find, their skins are too tough compared to the other beans) so I use navy beans instead. Also pinto beans. I can’t remember the third but it’s a three bean chili dammit who ever heard of a two bean chili

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8 points

Beanless chili only works as a hot dog condiment. I don’t see the point otherwise

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5 points

Keep your head held high, my bean chili brother.

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3 points

Preach it louder, so those in the back can hear it too

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3 points

Well yeah, take the skyline pill and embrace it

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Based and goldstarpilled

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1 point

You take that gold star filth and shove it. This is a skyline household /hj

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All the beanless chili I’ve had has been made with chunks of meat instead of ground meat so more like a spicy stew.

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1 point

I’ve had a lot with shredded beef, but that’s probably because they were too lazy to cut it after smoking. Shredding is easier.

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I came here looking for this and I knew Lemmy would come through for me. Thanks for passing your spark forward.

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5 points

Put the peeps in the chili make it taste… Bad.

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5 points

That’s not completely off, but it should be dark chocolate, not milk chocolate or whatever M&M’s are made with now. A little dark chocolate is great in chili.

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I can’t tell if you’re joking.

If you’re not, do you mean like baking chocolate, ultra dark chocolate? Or like dark Ghirardelli chocolate chips

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I’ve used dark chocolate chips before, yes. I think they were Ghirardelli.

And no, not joking. Chocolate without the fat/sugar is bitter, and bitter flavors can add a lot if they’re mixed in correctly.

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3 points

Most popular chili recipes have cocoa powder as an ingredient now. Adds a nice bit of earthiness to the chili.

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It takes an excruciatingly small amount of chocolate, if you add too much it just tastes like chocolate. But it is good. Same with a touch of cinnamon. Very small amounts just to add some depth.

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3 points

What about the Peeps?

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These rules come from the same people who put a slice of cheese on apple pie. “It adds a savory quality to all the sweetness.” Fuck off, it adds the taste of cheese to apple pie. People also like mint and chocolate, maybe you should eat some M&Ms coated in Vicks vaporub

Chili is steaming dog food with too many spices and onions for dogs to eat. If you think your chili tastes better with beans or even cinnamon, then get down with your bad self. Anyone who tells you otherwise is welcome to not eat your chili.

“Syrup doesn’t belong on waffles/french toast”
“Cookies shouldn’t have raisins”
“You shouldn’t put butter on your tortillas”
Fuck all y’all, I’mma eat my food how it tastes good and you can maybe chime in once you got a show on the food network

^I’m a Texan who will eat your chili with or without beans and I approve this message^

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As a fellow member of the [If It’s Delicious Who Cares If It’s aUtHenTic] Club, I don’t usually feed my dogs a hand selected blend of peppers and spices, but you’re invited to the cookout anyways.

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I don’t care how they’re picked, you generally shouldn’t feed peppers and spices that you’d use in chili. And never onions, garlic, or grapes regardless of the intended application.

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Whoa now. Whoever said Syrup doesn’t belong on waffles should be kept away from sharp objects.

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No, they should be very, very close to a lot of sharp objects, repeatedly.

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3 points

Raisins in cookies is evil, the number of times I was fooled when I was younger…

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Raisins in cookies is high tier. It’s got the sweet and the chew

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28 points

Beans belong in chilli and you can wash the cast iron in the dishwasher

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I agree, but then they call that slop they put on spaghetti in Cincinnati chili and it doesn’t have any beans, so I don’t know what’s real anymore.

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My headcanon for the invention of Cincinnati chili is that some midwestern person read that chili is “heavily spiced” and used what they had available, including cinnamon and nutmeg.

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Cincinnati chili comes from Greek and immigrants fleeing the Balkan wars of the 1920’s. they got off the boat in New York and saw everyone eating Coney dogs and New York style spaghetti.They then get to Ohio and figure that’s what Americans like to eat, so they made a sauce using Mediterranean ingredients and flavors that they were familiar with. If they had called it anything other than chili, it would be widely regarded as Cincinnati’s greatest contribution to American cuisine.

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And chocolate. Cincinatti chili is great

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Some Greek guy living on Ohio, more accurately (used to work there). EDIT – should’ve scrolled down; someone else beat me to the punch.

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5 points

It’s got beans of you order a 5-way like a real man

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Only 3 ways and some 4 ways don’t have beans

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It’s not choking, it’s “Cincinnati chili,” and you can absolutely get it with beans

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12 points

Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.

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25 points

Whatever dude. My chili, my choice.

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Dude the election was clear. your chili my choice.

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