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I remember an old 4chan joke from, I think, over a decade ago. It’s an old memory so I hope I don’t butcher it:

A 4chan user found a genie. He was tired of getting no action, so he told the genie his 1st wish was the ability to turn on sight that would let him see everyone willing to sleep with him. “Your wish is granted”, replied the genie. “You can now close your eyes.”

In the modern version I’d make it one of these misogynist assholes.

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A decade ago is 2014 so you(probably) mean two decades ago

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It’s possible, I left 4chan a long time ago. I won’t pretend it was ever a great place, but at least there were moments of entertaining randomness. Damn I’m old.

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/b/ was never good.

except for MLP, that was peak

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Is the latter dude calling the former a creeper? Or complaining about agency from rufinol?

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Yes

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w ryugewwus

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he has the patriot emojis but also a pirate one so I assume he’s a leftie that somehow still enjoys living in America

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Maybe libertarian

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he’s american and illegally downloads foreign movies not available to him

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What is naive realism?

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A miserable pile of secrets and lies. But enough talk, have at you!

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Gezundheit!

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Es ist entweder “Gesundheit” auf Deutsch, of “gezondheit” in het Nederlands.

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If you say so. It was a joke I stole from the comedy group The Firesign Theater because of what “at you” sounds like.

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gezondheid*

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