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Here’s a copy without the reddit banner at the bottom

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Thank you. This is going to replace my previous version in my memes folder.

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You can also edit the image URL of your post I believe. Since we’re not, you know, over there anymore.

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On April Fools we should do a bunch of bait and switch posts to make it look like everyone upvoted motivational LinkedIn screenshots.

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Done!

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Maybe we should go the other way, and start adding reddit watermarks to all memes.

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21 points

As a psychedelic-assisted therapist… why not both?

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psychedelic-assisted therapist

I think you might mean shaman

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Yes, but for insurance billing purposes, one’s shaman must first possess a graduate degree from an accredited university and a license from the state in which they intend to practice. And they’re going to need one psych nurse practitioner for every three patients because someone might have a bad trip. But in a group it’s only $7900 each!

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I want everyone to know that Medicaid will pay for ketamine treatment in many states. For infusions, even. You’d be paying a co-pay of $30-40 per infusion, that’s it. Not enough people know about it.

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Sounds reasonable for prime shamanic services.

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When I tried Salvia for the first time I was chased by dragons until I realized they were all made of paper and I was actually on a TV set. I ran from the crowd as the angry mob demanded me but I found myself in the woods and talked to the spirit who calmed the riots and showed me the way home.

When I tried acid I tried riding the bus and the sensation of forward momentum felt so alien and novel that I genuinely thought I was on a starship engaging hyperspeed and was moved to tears by the sheer force. Needless to say, I got off at the next stop and talked to the nearest tree that called to me.

Always have a trip sitter, kids.

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Don’t do acid for your first time in public. I mean I did too, but I’m an idiot.

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No, do it.

It’s hilarious.

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I remember a bunch of friends and I had a salvia party in my early 20s. The only person to have a reaction was the guy who always pretended to be more drunk or more high than they actually were for attention, so I don’t believe his reaction was even real. All it did for me and everyone else was give us a headache.

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Salvia up to 40x did nothing but 80x completely transported me to another dimension. A friend of mine who did it before me told me his trip was he was a book and he felt someone flip through the book like his skin had been sliced and slapping together as the pages. He was crying during his trip and refused to talk about it before everyone had gone. It really just depends on the strength and the person.

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さい

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Works better for cheaper, anyway.*

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* - Some individuals seem to be… incompatible.

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