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Passenger: “Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!”

Airline personnel: “Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!”

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time…

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They better not give those llamas any hats or this therapy will take a dark turn.

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11 points

Kaaaaaaaaaarl what have you done?

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5 points

nobody would ever need therapy again

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8 points

Ok but can they stop touching my balls because my skin is anything darker than #FFFFFF

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Shamma llama dingdong!

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4 points

Boeing getting desperate with the distractions.

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