My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.
What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁
Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick
Why shouldn’t you go the forest at noon?
That’s when the ripe elephants fall from the trees.
Why does the alligator have such a flat nose?
Because he went to the forest at noon.
Bonus points if you space them out a bit with unrelated jokes.
Why are chickens so cool?
B’caws
Knock knock
Owls
Owls whoo
Yes they do
I pull out a sketch book, say I will do a portrait and put my thump up for reference then hand them a high detail illustration of my own thumb. Lot of effort.
My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.
