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What are your jokes for younger children?

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My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

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The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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Why are chickens so cool?

B’caws

Knock knock

Owls

Owls whoo

Yes they do

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DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone
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Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick

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Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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There’s a dad jokes lemmy!

dadjokes@lemmy.world

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LilaOrchidee@feddit.org
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AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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whats long, brown, and sticky? a stick.

what’s long, blue, and sticky? a blue stick.

ive found kids live this due to the misdirection and then doubling down on it.

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Ixoid@lemm.ee
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What’s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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redwattlebird@lemmings.world
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it didn’t have any body to go with

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sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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Wow, I’ve heard both of these with different punchlines:

  • Lettuce out, it’s cold in here!

  • Because it didn’t have the guts.

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