My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.
What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
I pull out a sketch book, say I will do a portrait and put my thump up for reference then hand them a high detail illustration of my own thumb. Lot of effort.
Do they not sell kids joke books in the check out line at the grocery store anymore? Used to be tons of those.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
So this cowboy puppy comes in here and says: I’m lookin for the man who shot my paw
