24 points
At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.
9 points
Also, isn’t that the whole point of scary movies? I love scary movies and I show that by reacting to the good jump scares, gore, and creepiness. If it bored me so much I didn’t react, I probably would find something else to watch. My partner gets a real kick out of watching me jump too.
3 points
10 points
Plot twist: It was the equestria girls movie.
2 points
What’s that Bill Burr bit? The one about the bitch noises on the plane?
4 points
Gay yelp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF0I2h8xx-0
“Yeah, that’s a bleepin’ dead alien body…”
3 points
Ah a shitpost