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At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.

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Also, isn’t that the whole point of scary movies? I love scary movies and I show that by reacting to the good jump scares, gore, and creepiness. If it bored me so much I didn’t react, I probably would find something else to watch. My partner gets a real kick out of watching me jump too.

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Yeah but you have to keep in mind that most relationships are for show. What you have is a real relationship. You actually want to bond with the person and not just sex and social validation.

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Plot twist: It was the equestria girls movie.

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What’s that Bill Burr bit? The one about the bitch noises on the plane?

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Gay yelp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF0I2h8xx-0

“Yeah, that’s a bleepin’ dead alien body…”

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Ah a shitpost

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