92 points

I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3

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Hi.

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Hellooo

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OHGODOHGOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN’T THINK THIS WOULD WORK

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19 points

I feel like that’s the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.

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10 points

I am become gay yelp

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157 points

She probably broke up because anon uses terms like “gay yelp”

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I love when my partner gay yelps* tbh

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19 points

You should use more lube

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24 points

At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.

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Also, isn’t that the whole point of scary movies? I love scary movies and I show that by reacting to the good jump scares, gore, and creepiness. If it bored me so much I didn’t react, I probably would find something else to watch. My partner gets a real kick out of watching me jump too.

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3 points

Yeah but you have to keep in mind that most relationships are for show. What you have is a real relationship. You actually want to bond with the person and not just sex and social validation.

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64 points

Fellas, is it gay to yelp

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3 points

Who cares?

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20 points

There’s a whole gay site dedicated to that

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15 points

Is it yelp.com?

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10 points

Plot twist: It was the equestria girls movie.

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