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She probably broke up because anon uses terms like “gay yelp”

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I love when my partner gay yelps* tbh

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You should use more lube

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I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3

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Hi.

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Hellooo

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OHGODOHGOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN’T THINK THIS WOULD WORK

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19 points

I feel like that’s the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.

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I am become gay yelp

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64 points

Fellas, is it gay to yelp

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There’s a whole gay site dedicated to that

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Is it yelp.com?

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3 points

Who cares?

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That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see “The Hills Have Eyes”. It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you’ve ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn’t work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.

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Another bad one I had once, we we’re in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good, we were chatting and laughing, until the nachos came by. She started to take all the fully loaded nachos, you know, the ones that are full of cheese and meat, leaving me only the ones that are just the chip. So I got up and went to talk to someone of the staff, to ask if they had some rule in the restaurant about one person eating all the fully loaded nachos alone, he said that they don’t had one (pretty crazy that this is nor a regularly enforced thing, but wharever) and I asked him to please just go to our table and made the rule up. He was nice and help me, but my date felt it was very strange and asked him if I was the one who made up the rule, and he snitches me up! Can you believe it? So, she got upset and said that she was leaving, but it was too soon for the movie and she was like we’re not going to the movie. The movies was good by the way, was this one with Santa, he was a cop and I heard he was paid 2M for that.

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we we’re in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good.

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The second really good was about the conversation, not the restaurant.

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2 points

You rolled and failed the charisma check. Unlucky because that could have been smooth.

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2 points

Should have gone out with the Italian chick instead.

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At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.

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Also, isn’t that the whole point of scary movies? I love scary movies and I show that by reacting to the good jump scares, gore, and creepiness. If it bored me so much I didn’t react, I probably would find something else to watch. My partner gets a real kick out of watching me jump too.

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Yeah but you have to keep in mind that most relationships are for show. What you have is a real relationship. You actually want to bond with the person and not just sex and social validation.

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