Gives new meaning to ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’.

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Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.

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It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it.

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It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place

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this (the study) is about the crystal balls, not the magic wand.

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It’s not the small penis we hate, it’s the loud car.

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I hate a lot of things.
Guess i should start body shaming because of that?

No. Only insecure losers bodyshame.

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It’s like with the “do you punch a Nazi?”, even pacifists have limits.

Then again, I think for me it’s ok to hit people where it hurts when you want to hurt them— and penis size is the “alpha males” easy and effective target just like crowd size is a certain assholes weakness.

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My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude

I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material

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I m a small dude thx to give me confidence

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Yes, but we use the small penis as an insult, which is not fair.

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I don’t understand nudity options in games. You got average and above average. Few people gonna go with average then.

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Counterpoint: it’s the hate that makes them compensate?

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Testicle size and reproductive potency are entirely unrelated to penis size, for all the men out there. And if you only ever have one partner at a time that you want to make babies with, you don’t really need to be a super stud in the testicle department. You just need regular sexual contact with your lady half.

But this shows that even if you do want all the ladies, large testicles don’t matter.

(Aside; people with breeder fetishes who impregnate multiple women are fucking gross and weird. Musk is one such and just… eew.)

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It’s not about the actual size, it’s more like a mindset

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In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.

Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!

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Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman’s vagina

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That’s some kinky shit

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You don’t wanna know what your ancestors got up to

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Kinky by nature.

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it’s obviously shaped like that for camouflage in autumnal forests

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Ah yes, nature’s ghillie suit.

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bb smol

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Just 3%

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Pretty sure there was a study that actually showed big trucks correlated with big penises. Crazy.

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[Citation needed]

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yeah, being massive dickheads

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