47 points
Shout out to all the moms, dads, and babies going through the first year. It gets better!
28 points
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Pst… Don’t tell… but, small kids, small problems. ;)
I’d rather change a hundred diapers and bootlefeed in the middle of night than having to worry about if they made it safe home after a night out.
No, man… Appreciate the simplicity. Enjoy the sound of little feet walking little steps on the floor. It’ll be gone before you realise that you need to spend even more time trying to find something on the TV that both you and your better half want to watch at the same time…
Kids are great.
19 points
3 points
50 points
“Takin’ shits an suckin’ tits”
6 points
“Freeloader” would also have been an acceptable choice.
3 points
Unemployed.
4 points
We did “Photography Model” for ours lol
