“professional boob sucker”
Unless the baby is getting paid or is certified I think he’d be an amateur boob sucker.
“Takin’ shits an suckin’ tits”
Shout out to all the moms, dads, and babies going through the first year. It gets better!
Pst… Don’t tell… but, small kids, small problems. ;)
I’d rather change a hundred diapers and bootlefeed in the middle of night than having to worry about if they made it safe home after a night out.
No, man… Appreciate the simplicity. Enjoy the sound of little feet walking little steps on the floor. It’ll be gone before you realise that you need to spend even more time trying to find something on the TV that both you and your better half want to watch at the same time…
Kids are great.
Why do they ask for that information anyway? So they know to capture you alive when you got a job that’s in demand in the destination country? Or do they hope to catch terrorists by fishing for ‘bomb builder’?
It really feels like some by-gone form field so many just keep putting on there because it’s always been there.
So many places, including doctor practices, ask for this (in Australia), and you’re just left feeling, why?? This is useless information that they don’t need to know.
For tax, home loans, etc, sure, that’s relevant information.
Write terrorists just to see what happens