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Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

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“Its one of those days Amy, I don’t care”

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It’s a tobacco pipe!

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Tobacco water pipe!

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My shisha broke guys

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CNN guy jerked off on camera on Teevee…

And kept his job haha

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“Nice dick, bro”

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I think it was in a work group zoom meeting, not actually on the air.

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they just showed it after on teevee, apologies… you are prolly right lol

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Researcher dude at my uni was grading thesis defenses during the pandemic Donald Duck style on Zoom, forgot the camera, stood up and flipped a dick into someone’s life defining stressful moment.

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The best thing to use is “Magic Tape” to cover your camera. It adds a frosted window effect while not disturbing your screen’s brightness adjustment feature.

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If your computer uses the camera for ambient light sensing instead of a separate sensor, they definitely fucked up building it.

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I have not had one like that in a while but some cheap models did. Looking at you Toshiba Satellite.

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Several smartphones do this too.

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The sensors are usually pretty close to the camera, so the chances of taping over it are relatively high.

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tape over it and set your brightness by hand.

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Wait is that what those little holes do???

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“Is my nebulizer”

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That’s a pretty good recovery, worth a try when you’re ‘on the ropes’

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Make sure to throw around the phrase “reasonable accomodation” a bit.

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