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Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

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“Its one of those days Amy, I don’t care”

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CNN guy jerked off on camera on Teevee…

And kept his job haha

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“Nice dick, bro”

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I think it was in a work group zoom meeting, not actually on the air.

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they just showed it after on teevee, apologies… you are prolly right lol

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Researcher dude at my uni was grading thesis defenses during the pandemic Donald Duck style on Zoom, forgot the camera, stood up and flipped a dick into someone’s life defining stressful moment.

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Roses are red

Your camera is on

And everyone saw you

Hit a bong

🫰 🫰 🫰 🫰 🫰

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Man fuck video chat

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Had a moment like this a few months back. But I don’t smoke weed and everyone just got to watch me eat granola.

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I live alone and have a bad habit of verbalizing my thoughts; my worst nightmare is accidentally forgetting to mute myself while saying some inane shit into the call

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I used to do this constantly but I had to break myself out of the habit. On long drives, I’d forget I would have passengers and blurt out half a sentence before realizing.

It also led my step mother to try and convince my dad I was schizophrenic at the time since I would do it in the house as well when I thought no one was around.

Mildly annoying since it was just an easy way to think things through, I never saw it as a bad habit.

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I agree that I think it is fine to speak one’s thoughts aloud, but since most(?) people have negative reactions to it I do consider it a bad habit. Fortunately no one has reacted to me doing it as strongly as your step mom to you! Sorry you had to go through that.

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