Most houses only give out little .22’s for Halloween, but go to the ritzy neighborhoods and you’ll get full sized DEagles and P-90s.

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A p90 and not a complementary Five-seveN?! How unamerican.

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Kids just primarily prefer a handgun cartridge that’s suitable for putting into a rifle for game hunting. It simplifies what sort of ammunition to carry in their backpack. .45 long colt or .357 magnum should do the trick. 10mm auto if you’re dead set on semiautomatic.

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P-90 or PS-90

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P90, it’s Secret Service sponsored entrapment.

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Lunatics put blades in those things.

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They’re called bayonets, sir.

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He’s talking about the ones in the licking hole.

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No no, no, the lunatics put trigger locks on those here.

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This is how you stop school shootings. Good kids with guns stop bad kids with guns.

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Give some kids some candy, they eat candy for a day.

Give them a handgun and they eat candy wherever they fucking want.

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Lawful evil kid standing behind a tree spawn camping the newly armed trick or treaters

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