The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

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Yeah, that’s why we need at least… two of them.

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the paper used the entire population (200 thousand) and would take some 10 ^ 10 ^ 7 heat deaths of the universe

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It could happen the very first time a monkey sat down at a typewriter. It’s just very unlikely.

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from the wiki article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

If there were as many monkeys as there are atoms in the observable universe typing extremely fast for trillions of times the life of the universe, the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.

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ok so the monkeys need to type faster

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And we need more of them!

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Let’s put them in open spaces in offices and micro-mananage then, that’ll work.

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We could breed monkeys to much higher populations.

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If we’re considering even chimps “monkeys”, there’s already eight billion of them, I think that’s enough.

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Irrelevant. The heat death of the universe is a constraint unrelated to the premise of the original problem.

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I don’t think it’s a constraint, it’s more like a measuring stick to try to show how ridiculously long that time is

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As such, we have to conclude that Shakespeare himself inadvertently provided the answer as to whether monkey labour could meaningfully be a replacement for human endeavour as a source of scholarship or creativity. To quote Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 3, Line 87: “No”.

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I prefer Romeo and Juliet, act 1 scene 1 line 41. Just because the exchange is so silly.

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To quote Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 3, Line 87: “No”.

Stealing this to be annoying with

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Wait …is this why AI exists? So we can type Hamlet in the face of monkey failures?

Dude. Just use a printer.

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Omg I just realized AI is the new monkeys… that is disturbing

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I feel like there has to be more to this problem than pure probability. We ought to consider practical nuances like the tendency to randomly mash keys that are closer together rather than assume a uniform distribution.

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Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

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And coffee breaks… or banana breaks… and unions!

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Doesn’t matter in the real infinite monkeys thought experiment. The chance of an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters producing Shakespeare is 100%. That’s how infinity works.

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Sure, but this time I thought these things might matter because the article gives a deadline - the end of the universe.

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This article fundamentally misunderstands the entire thought experiment by using finite monkeys. With infinite monkeys, we’d have the script as quickly as it is physically possible to type the script.

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I wonder if it would take more or less time with auto-complete.

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