Since tomatos technically are fruit too, the text of that meme is still true but in a more boring way.

Romans liked a cheese that was more similar to ricotta. So it would be like a ricotta pizza which sounds nice. I wonder if they had ricotta pie, that stuff is so good

Your teeth must be made of paper-mache, to break on a pomegranate seed

Tomato: Am I a joke fruit to you?

The satellite restaurant in Chatham Ontario, I’ve made pilgrimage there!

Drake, Bieber, Pineapple Pizza all really hurt our international reputation

Americans also eat something called Canadian bacon but I don’t think that matters