66 points

I’m truly impressed by the photographer not being in the photos.

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They had to hire a vampire for this one

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The shell placement on the central counter was clutch, but they botched the removal of the tripod on the mirror under the toaster.

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39 points

Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.

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This made me lol. Take my upvote

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28 points

This is a sensory nightmare omg

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21 points

Also a cleaning nightmare.

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I was thinking what’s the problem… Then I got to the kitchen!

The fingerprints!

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8 points

Same here. I was 10 images in and thought it was a little overblown. Picture 11 was the kitchen.

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6 points

I’d have to Windex every day

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22 points

Was this some sort of fetish Meetup house? I don’t believe people can live in a house like that day to day.

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It’s the room with two beds (one a double) with a mirror behind them and a piano that convinced me they are sex people, and musical ones at that.

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14 points

Well they’re amateurs then. There are mirrors everywhere except on the ceiling over the bed.

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14 points

No mirrors on the ceiling?

I bet they don’t even have pink champagne on ice.

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Ah but that is the coup de grace - at the flip of a switch the carpet and ceiling roll back revealing the complete mirror experience. These people have mirrored bedsteads and pool tables, they are all in on mirrors.

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3 points

Don’t forget the clear cuckstool right next to the master bed.

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9 points

I hope not. Not with those white carpets.

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