While I am leaning towards sex, any thing that you felt that spiced up your life works B-)

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As far as sex goes, occasionally I’ll invite a second person

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Hell yeah! Two-somes are lit.

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for really real. i am pretty tired of all the “ménage a un” and onesomes i have been having.

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Hah nice sentence! Lit in French is a bed.

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if you ever are feeling depressed/hopeless, go sit on the grass in a cemetery for a good minute. then visit a hospice, then visit a retirement home.

if you ever dont feel like doing some chore around the house, try doing it blindfolded or without your hands. it becomes awesome and hilarious.

if you find yourself trapped in a conversation, throw in a totally unrelated quote.

if someone is being mean to you, say their name and then stay silent.

oh and for sex stuff, be unpredictable and enthusiastic. many people are just missing FUN.

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There’s only so many times I want to hear “Wrong hole!” shouted at me though.

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You are supposed to just sit at the cemetery not dig holes

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You do you, boo.

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“when in Rome, Alan.”
*intense stare*

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Usually salt, black pepper, red pepper, cumin, cardamom, dried hot chilies, cinnamon, coriander, and mace.

Often herbs as well.

Usually you want to dry roast them together first.

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Instead of dry roast try adding just a bit of neutral vegetable oil. It will bring out more flavor.

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Depending on the exact part of life that I want to spice up, clarified butter is nice.

Mmmmm, butter.

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Garlic powder! How is that not listed? You are not doing a good spicing up

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I think of garlic as being more herb-like than spice. Same with caramelized onions.

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I got a better paying job. Pretty much every aspect of my life has since improved.

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Slam it to the left If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front Ha ha go round

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