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Tell her that her nose looks too perfect, problem solved

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Exactly. They fumbled hard. “It has to be your ____, there’s no way it turned out that good naturally.”

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Labia reduction

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leanbeefpatty

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Context?

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Ever been to Arby’s?

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“You seemed like a person who would have a wizard’s sleeve situation down there.”

“Wtf it was my ears”

“So is the situation down there not fixed or what do you mean?”

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Crying laughing from wizard sleeve situation. Made my night, thanks

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“How do you know what my labia looks like…?”

Then get called a creep and shouted at.

I’m just saying that you’d deserve if that was your answer.

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Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.

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Bonus points if you guess correct 🌚

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My autistic ass would be like “Nope no clue sorry, whatever it was, they a good surgeon 👍”

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Neurotypical here - that’s the correct response.

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ADHD here, it’s one of two. The other is to guess bottom surgery/sex reassignment to teach her what sort of prizes she can expect from playing stupid games. Yeah you’re burning that bridge, but that’s a bridge worth burning

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Madlad

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I’m with you, I’d joke about circumcision (and maybe ran away 🥲)

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Unsure of neuro-typicalness, but I’d go with this one as well.

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ADHD here, after years of studying behavior from normies in order to emulate/mask, this is easily one of the best answers here.

Sometimes brutal honesty is the answer.

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“Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response

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“Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?”

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Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with “The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky.”

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she clearly wants you to compliment her natural features, play along citizen.

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How would anyone be supposed to know that?

Also isn’t asking for compliments generally a bad thing?

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Which is why she isn’t directly asking for them.

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I did not realize that was a relevant distinction.

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Ehh for some it’s natural to understand, for some it’s learned, for some it’s off the radar completely.

Asking for compliments is fine but people are insecure so they do it indirectly.

“How do you like this dress/these pants/this whatever” would be someone giving an opportunity to compliment them. But they would be uncomfortable with asking, “can you compliment this …”

You’re right that it’s not <good> communication. It’s super taxing for me as i’m in the learned group edging on off the radar(i naturally interpret teasing as bullying). So i just try to compliment people regularly at least once every time i spend time with them to make up for it. More on dates and in relationships.

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How do you like this dress/these pants/this whatever” would be someone giving an opportunity to compliment them.

I am 42 years old, married for 15 years, together with my wife for >23 years. And this is the first time I realize that she doesn’t really mean the clothing but is fishing for a compliment. It never occurred to me, and it seriously is blowing my mind.

Edit: rotfl, all the occasions she asked me this kind of question suddenly make sense. Damn, I think I have to apologize.

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I try to compliment people regularly too but if they ask a question I would answer it honestly.

I also feel like I’ve been told that I shouldn’t ask for compliments because it’s rude when I was a child. However I can’t remember who said it to me.

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I failed this test. It feels like a mind game and i don’t play them.

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