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“Honestly? You look so naturally beautiful I couldn’t begin to guess. But if I had to, I’d say your most captivating thing about you is your eyes. Are they the real deal or someone fashion them from starlight?”

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You should write for Hallmark movies.

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idk i’m just going to pull the “dont know don’t care, card.” lol

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“They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel.”

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“Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno.”

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I was gonna finish with “…an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!” and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she’s a keeper.

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7 points

Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol

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“Speaking of which…did it hurt when you broke through the Earth’s crust while ascending from hell?”

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4 points

Hey, I’ll take any action I can get.

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29 points

vomits

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8 points

Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?

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Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m’lady?

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Do the following:
First, say something along the lines of: “That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”

Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse

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Better answer: Don’t put up with toxic games

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Exactly. Nothing wrong with a “Nuh uh. I’m not falling for this. You can tell me if you want me to know.”

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“that is very difficult, one the one hand you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsmanship, on the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”

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70 points

Labia reduction

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“How do you know what my labia looks like…?”

Then get called a creep and shouted at.

I’m just saying that you’d deserve if that was your answer.

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Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.

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Bonus points if you guess correct 🌚

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“You seemed like a person who would have a wizard’s sleeve situation down there.”

“Wtf it was my ears”

“So is the situation down there not fixed or what do you mean?”

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Crying laughing from wizard sleeve situation. Made my night, thanks

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16 points

leanbeefpatty

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8 points

Context?

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1 point

Ever been to Arby’s?

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The correct answer is: “I can’t tell, you are naturally beautiful”

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If they had work done, they might not be “naturally” beautiful. Probable better to just say “No, I don’t believe you. You don’t look like you had any work done.”

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My SO doesn’t buy it, but I noticed when I stopped giving those kinds of compliments, they got really mad.

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I’m pretty sure the correct answer is (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

And storm off

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