12 points

They’ve updated the article. Apparently there isn’t a model releasing later this year.

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It’s so dangerous it’ll tell you to make more glue pizzas

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Orion is so powerful and dangerous it can write a memetic virus that mindwipes any reader who sees it. It is beyond science. If you use it within three meters of a lit candle it will summon the devil.

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It’s crazy how these guys will burn billions of dollars and boil the oceans to speak to their invisible friends, when all you really need is a tea candle and 3 cc of mouse blood.

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13 points

I just use a phone to talk to friends who are out of sight.

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11 points

The reception in the Seventh Circle of Hell is pretty shite though, I think they’re still on 3G

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4 points

tea candle and 3cc of mouse blood

Is there something you know that I don’t?

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I heard openai execs are so scared of how powerful the next model will be that they’re literally shitting themselves every day thinking about it. they don’t even clean it up anymore, the openai office is one of the worst smelling places on earth

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46 points

dude. the AGI will simply vanish the evidence wherever they’re standing

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27 points

Better than that, AGI will figure out a way to exponentially increase the value of their soiled pants. Blows your fucking mind.

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23 points

for every one of me that shit my pants the AGI is simulating ten million of me that didn’t, so on average i’m doing pretty ok

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11 points

JK Rowling intensifies

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5 points

That or the twitter office after the sink was let in

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Remember when wizards magicking away their shits was the stupidest thing to come out of Rowling’s mouth? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

(Seriously, I was not prepared for Rowling’s TERFward Turn)

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I’m pretty confident they’ll continue to roll out new stuff that, like the 4o release, are mild (if, at all) technical improvements made to seem massive by UI stuff that has almost nothing to do with AI. SJ’s voice talking to you, bouncy animations, showing “reasoning” aka loading progress.

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Yeah think likely the core tech will not really improve, but they will add things around it and pretend it is radical innovation. Or more trenchcoats.

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