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Orion is so powerful and dangerous it can write a memetic virus that mindwipes any reader who sees it. It is beyond science. If you use it within three meters of a lit candle it will summon the devil.

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It’s crazy how these guys will burn billions of dollars and boil the oceans to speak to their invisible friends, when all you really need is a tea candle and 3 cc of mouse blood.

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I just use a phone to talk to friends who are out of sight.

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The reception in the Seventh Circle of Hell is pretty shite though, I think they’re still on 3G

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tea candle and 3cc of mouse blood

Is there something you know that I don’t?

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