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The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn’t decorative. It was just stuck.

Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60’s complete with the original receipt. It’s worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn’t know about the silver…

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Gonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.

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Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

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Bro eating good tonight

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Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

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That’s the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.

The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.

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We use a combination of a tall vase for the big top heavy stuff and an old Jaegermeister ice bucket that came free with something decades ago. Nestled within each other. Holds all of the bigger cooking utensils like spatulas, spoons, tongs, etc.

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use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling

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Look at money man over here. Showing off his two tongs.

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Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?

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I’ve been wondering the same thing profesor.

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Ty be fair, sometimes it’s the upside-down spatula.

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Don’t forget the tongs that’s missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.

I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.

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don’t do that. dm me but don’t do that

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you’d think i’d have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you’d be wrong if you thought that.

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That’s uncanny. I thought I was the only one misplacing my German stick grenades like that.

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Please refer to them by their proper german name stikkenboomens.

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*Stielhandgranate, but yes it would be a much better potato masher than this sad mesh wire.

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Dang I can’t un-see that now. Its like the FedEx arrow.

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