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a knife once got stuck in out kitchen drawer.

after an hour of trying to get that drawer open with an arsenal of tools we surrendered and smashed a hole in the drawer from below.

The new ceramic knifes which caused the incident were collateral damage.

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Ineffective ass potato masher.

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What would you recommend for mashing ass-potatoes?

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For ass potatoes you need a ricer.

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Kinda depends how you like your potatoes. I generally like them a little lumpy, but I think the twelve or so of us in the lumpy crew nationwide lose that fight every Thanksgiving.

But! The ineffective ass potato masher does a real good job of breaking up ground meat in to super tiny bits in the pan for stuff like Taco meat.

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I don’t think “audio off” was ever a reason.

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This really grates my cheese

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you’d think i’d have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you’d be wrong if you thought that.

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That’s uncanny. I thought I was the only one misplacing my German stick grenades like that.

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Please refer to them by their proper german name stikkenboomens.

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Dang I can’t un-see that now. Its like the FedEx arrow.

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