Is this the modern “dumb blonde” joke, re-imagined?
Sure looks like it.
Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?
If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.
Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.
Peter Schmeichel must be stopped