Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.
Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child
If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.
i was trying really hard to imagine why she was thinking of him being bitten by a small child … before catching on 🤣 Quite funny laughing at my own stupidity … and then reading his perfect reply 😋
Peter Schmeichel must be stopped