15 points

That also looks like me in college when my friends would complain that we didn’t have anything to smoke out of.

permalink
report
reply
4 points
-3 points

A cool thing is, you can achieve the same effect by rotating the table in a circle (if possible) until you find a stable angle, since for 4 points on a circle there has to exist at least one rotation angle where they are on the same elevation.

permalink
report
reply
7 points

Problem is, that you might have to move the table legs through the floor to archive the desired result

permalink
report
parent
reply

I’ve done this with my dinner table several times.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

I don’t think that’s exactly right. to create a plane you only need 3 points and 4th point can be on a different height than that plane. A different thing is when the ground itself is uneven and you manage to make both fit to the same shape.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

There’s no guarantee you can draw a circle through the bottom of the four legs of a table (opposite legs can be off in the same direction). Also, most floors are not perfectly flat, therefore you can’t assume the floor is at one elevation.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Is there mathematical proof for this? It sounds like it could be true, but also sounds like you could actively create a floor which it wasn’t true for

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I’m pretty sure this doesn’t account for any floor that isn’t a flat plane.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

It doesn’t require a flat plane ground, but it does require the table legs to be equal in length

https://youtu.be/aCj3qfQ68m0

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points
2 points

This is one of those things that works in a simulated environment but not in practice in the real world.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

It does work in the real world, as long as the floor is the problem, and the table is perfect.

Most of the time at a restaurant, it’s the table that’s been beaten up and is no longer even.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

This requires the legs to be all the same height and the floor to cause the wobble. That doesn’t happen often irl, but I’ve done it a few times and it always makes me happy when it works

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Toilet paper for me

permalink
report
reply
4 points

folded paper napkin. they’re all wood products.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

That’s why I skip a few steps and wipe my ass with tree bark.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I use a bidet

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I use my fingers then I rinse them off in the sink.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Rub it under the table leg to balance the table.

permalink
report
parent
reply
41 points

I like it. The guy who played Al Boreland now lives a quiet life.

Tim Allen went pro-Trump, whined about snowflakes and not being able to make jokes anymore, watch Disney replace Buzz Lightyear’s voice and lose a bunch of other roles, and now is “politically neutral”.

permalink
report
reply
10 points

I don’t think so, Tim.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

Tim Allen has always been conservative. I’ve been rewatching Home Improvement and it kind of blows me away how much the show leans on gender stereotypes for its jokes! It was only the 1990s but it feels like ancient history now.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Absolutely. He’s just moments away from having a Roseanne Barr moment in his career.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

I haven’t seen the show in years but I remember it having a slightly ironic/subversive undercurrent? I always read Tim Taylor as a bit of a caricature, that his whole grunting macho overdo everything attitude almost always backfired on him and he’d be better off calming the fuck down.

Exhibit A: The character of Al Boreland, who is…well basically he’s Norm Abram. While still outwardly traditionally masculine, wearing a full beard, a flannel shirt a tool belt to his contractor’s job, he’s very secure in his manhood, confident without being macho, soft spoken and even gentle. A perfect foil to Tim Taylor, who finds kindred spirits in Clark Griswold and Jeremy “POWAAA” Clarkson. If you’re really on board with the MAGA alpha male bullshit, do you write a character like Al Boreland?

I think, like a lot of folks on the right, Tim Allen followed the Republican party as they sprinted toward fascism. I think Allen was in on the joke in the 1990s and became the joke in the 2010s.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

The show totally played it straight with some very cringeworthy episodes in the early seasons. They started subverting it more and more as time went along.

Some of the stuff they stayed with for a very long time though. Al Borland was the butt of many jokes for not presenting as traditionally masculine, for his relationship with his mother, for being single, etc. At times it could be hard to watch, with Tim essentially bullying Al relentlessly. Of course everything is all great at the end of the episode but it rarely involved an apology from Tim!

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

And his show Last Man Standing was a blatantly obvious Republican. I didn’t mind the show though because his kids were Democrat and they were a foil to him.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Noooo Commander Taggart noooo :( :( :(

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

Or assembling IKEA furniture using instructions containing pictures.

permalink
report
reply
6 points

Lego instructions > IKEA instructions. While I think both are excellent at language free building instructions, Lego are the true masters. IKEA targets adults with their instructions and are seen by a lot of people as tedious and confusing, Lego targets children and they make universally beloved building toys.

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

That’s me

permalink
report
parent
reply

memes

!memes@lemmy.world

Create post

Community rules

1. Be civil

No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politics

This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent reposts

Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No bots

No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads

No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

Community stats

  • 12K

    Monthly active users

  • 2.3K

    Posts

  • 40K

    Comments