Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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why would you sign up for something like this if you’re a goddamn pussy

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Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you’re a goddamn pussy

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It looks like there were warnings in advance too

Visitors to the adults-only show were alerted in advance to a long list of warnings for potential triggers including incense, loud noises, explicit sexual acts and sexual violence.

FWIW, I’m a sideshow performer and have been in shows that were exactly like this (though I don’t do full nudity or piercing). There’s always a content warning at the top of the show. Though I’m surprised (but not) they allowed live sex. Even where I live, which has pretty lenient blue laws, live sex is a hard no.

Also, this sounds amazing

The version that unsettled audience members in Stuttgart this year supplanted the original musical performance with naked nuns rollerskating on a movable half-pipe at the centre of the stage, a wall of crucified naked bodies and a lesbian priest saying mass.

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How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn’t tell you?

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Maybe she makes an offhand comment about not being into guys

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How do you know if someone is a nun when they are all naked? 🤔

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If you’ve never seen copious amounts of blood before, you might not know you’re a goddamn pussy. I didn’t know blood would make me queasy until I was trying to clean glass and blood from the floor before my dogs ran in to see the commotion as the skin on the backs of 2 fingers was flapping and undoing all my blood cleanup. It damaged something in my nail base, too, because I have a scar that ends at a permanent ridge in my nail extrusion.

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Now I’d like a similar opera centered around Mohammed to compare the reactions.

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…what?

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Dafaq am I reading?

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Rage bait

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Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.

Just your average choreographer 😄

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Hindemith’s original opera tells the story of a young nun who, aroused by a tale told by one of the nunnery’s older women, steps on to the altar naked and rips the loincloth from Christ’s torso. An encounter with a large spider leads her to repent her action and beg the other nuns to wall her up alive.

Maybe the war on drugs wasn’t so bad after all.

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Couldn’t disagree more, that sounds hilarious 😄

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Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia’s chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!

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“To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue”

Wtf dude

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People in Stuttgart are too sheltered. In Berlin that wouldn’t stand out in an average Friday.

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In New York City, this is just your average subway commute.

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