Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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I heard a short interview with the opera houses intendant (if I recall correctly) and he was pretty unphased unfazed by this story. He said that it was not uncommon that a few of the 1400 guests of the opera house get nauseous during a show especially on hot days when air gets stale…

Sounded like he wasn’t convinced the nausea during the Santa performance was because of the play itself.

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*unfazed

“fazed” means “disconcerted or perturbed”, just FYI, and I will take my downvotes now

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Interesting, never knew.

Here’s another one some people have never realized. Literally is not the same word as literately

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How about littorally?

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Man, Germany has all the cool shit.

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cool fresh shit

action paintings with blood and fresh excrement

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why would you sign up for something like this if you’re a goddamn pussy

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It looks like there were warnings in advance too

Visitors to the adults-only show were alerted in advance to a long list of warnings for potential triggers including incense, loud noises, explicit sexual acts and sexual violence.

FWIW, I’m a sideshow performer and have been in shows that were exactly like this (though I don’t do full nudity or piercing). There’s always a content warning at the top of the show. Though I’m surprised (but not) they allowed live sex. Even where I live, which has pretty lenient blue laws, live sex is a hard no.

Also, this sounds amazing

The version that unsettled audience members in Stuttgart this year supplanted the original musical performance with naked nuns rollerskating on a movable half-pipe at the centre of the stage, a wall of crucified naked bodies and a lesbian priest saying mass.

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How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn’t tell you?

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How do you know if someone is a nun when they are all naked? 🤔

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Maybe she makes an offhand comment about not being into guys

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If you’ve never seen copious amounts of blood before, you might not know you’re a goddamn pussy. I didn’t know blood would make me queasy until I was trying to clean glass and blood from the floor before my dogs ran in to see the commotion as the skin on the backs of 2 fingers was flapping and undoing all my blood cleanup. It damaged something in my nail base, too, because I have a scar that ends at a permanent ridge in my nail extrusion.

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Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you’re a goddamn pussy

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https://www.ndr.de/kultur/buehne/theaterberichte/mecklenburg_vorpommern/Sancta-Oper-in-Schwerin-Spiel-mit-katholischen-Symbolen,sancta102.html

look at this if you wanna know what the opera looks like. The fascinating thing to me is that they apparently put on several shows in Schwerin (predominantly protestsnt town in northern Germany) without much fuss.

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The lady in the bell is where I lost it. Art (“art”?) is fucking weird.

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Dafaq am I reading?

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Rage bait

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