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It’s a slow death for me, but a fast death for mankind.

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Now I’m not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you’d get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

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3 points

If you’re lucky.

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eh…given the distance and the weird orbits it’s gonna take for the debris to actually hit…a few days probably?

couple of days for the bombardment to hit the surface, and then it’s a game of statistics how long it takes for a direct hit or secondary ejecta to hit your landing site/base.

probably a better idea to take all the fun pills all at once than to wait for that…

actually, you can probably simulate this rather well in universe sandbox! ;)

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Yeah no that thing impacted with a lot of speed. Like >1% of the speed of light to go through the entire earth like this. Consequently, the debris is moving very fast as well.

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I think at that point you would just take of the helmet.

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11 points

Is it bad that I would possibly give it a bit?

Like, I’m fucked either way. Who knows, maybe I’ll make it for another sleep cycle, and the last thing I’ll see will be those fragments further scattered. Something pretty, as the liquid in my eyes begins to rapidly boil.

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Death by starvation isn’t this person’s fate, is it? I wouldn’t think it would take more than a few days or maybe even hours for the debris to land. I’d just sit there in existential horror while trying enjoying the view, waiting to get taken out instantly by some giant chunk of the mantle landing on my head. Of course that’s mostly because I’d be too afraid of the pain to take off my helmet.

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5 points

I’d be out there until I was floating in a most peculiar way.

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2 points

My thought exactly

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41 points

The amount of energy it would take to punch a hole through the Earth would probably be enough to kill you from the moon.

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Like just in terms of “bullets” ejected?

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probably radiation:

that kind of impact is gonna tear apart a lot of atoms and the energies involved would create high temperature plasma; basically a very big fusion bomb…

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31 points

“somebody is fucking with me”

The Earth is way too close, and I don’t think a meteor strike on the earth, no matter how energetic, would look like a bullet going through an apple.

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You assume this is a meteor strike and not some type of planet killing weapon

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8 points

Or a moon late for work.

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5 points

That’s no moon.

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2 points

Kinetic kill vehicle.

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Maybe a piece of very dense matter (neutronium ?), at very high speed (relativistic) could do that ?

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I think any matter going fast enough would do that. In the fast going thing’s perspective the earth would basically be just a thin membrane.

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Yeah but the projectile itself would also liquefy. Maybe if it was something super dense.

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26 points

Well… shit.

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I’m Polish, so the same thing I say in any situation: “Kurwa”.

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Such a beautiful language.

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It means whore.

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Literally yes, But it’s more of an f- bomb

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