26 points

Well… shit.

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It’s a slow death for me, but a fast death for mankind.

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10 points

I think at that point you would just take of the helmet.

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2 points

My thought exactly

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11 points

Is it bad that I would possibly give it a bit?

Like, I’m fucked either way. Who knows, maybe I’ll make it for another sleep cycle, and the last thing I’ll see will be those fragments further scattered. Something pretty, as the liquid in my eyes begins to rapidly boil.

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5 points

I’d be out there until I was floating in a most peculiar way.

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6 points

Death by starvation isn’t this person’s fate, is it? I wouldn’t think it would take more than a few days or maybe even hours for the debris to land. I’d just sit there in existential horror while trying enjoying the view, waiting to get taken out instantly by some giant chunk of the mantle landing on my head. Of course that’s mostly because I’d be too afraid of the pain to take off my helmet.

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Now I’m not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you’d get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

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3 points

If you’re lucky.

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2 points

eh…given the distance and the weird orbits it’s gonna take for the debris to actually hit…a few days probably?

couple of days for the bombardment to hit the surface, and then it’s a game of statistics how long it takes for a direct hit or secondary ejecta to hit your landing site/base.

probably a better idea to take all the fun pills all at once than to wait for that…

actually, you can probably simulate this rather well in universe sandbox! ;)

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Yeah no that thing impacted with a lot of speed. Like >1% of the speed of light to go through the entire earth like this. Consequently, the debris is moving very fast as well.

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3 points

Welp…

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19 points

That triangular dust cloud doesn’t look right.

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14 points

Yeah, all parts of this image are in an uncanny valley where you can understand how someone thought the image would read a certain way, but then also it doesn’t actually read that way to me at all

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2 points

The massive mushroom cloud does?

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2 points

Likely whoever made it didn’t know how this scene would look like.

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5 points

Houston, we have a problem

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