62 points

“and I said wrong” and the bank manager agreed and gave me a million dollars and everyone applauded.

Oh no wait, that’s not what happened at all. But you keep not taking no for an answer. I hear banks have armed security these days.

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Narrator: She did, in fact, take no for an answer.

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46 points

“i gave up and left, but won’t take no for an answer!”

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that ending was probably the most insane part of that post - and it was a pretty insane post.

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28 points

Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?

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I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it’s supposed to mean.

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“Wood” = “would”

These posts are allergic to punctuation. So there also should be a “.” or something after the “would”.

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I got that, but wtf does would if notes box mean

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8 points

You have to get fluent in misspellings, wrong words, and lack of punctuation to read SovCit. It’s “…like I knew they would; if notes box bankers…”

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6 points

I mentally added in the spelling and punctuation when I read it, it still doesn’t make sense to me.

What are they attempting to say here?

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9 points

“Wood”

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The collateral is the paper?? Holy shit

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This bit is slightly less removed from reality than the average SovCit rant. The collateral is the house, but the piece of paper (deed/lien) says who legally owns the house. Without that documentation, the bank wouldn’t accept the fact that a house merely exists, as collateral for the loan.

But like any good SovCit, they take the grain of truth and try to fill a canyon with it.

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It’s even a bit more esoteric than that. Depending on the jurisdiction even the deed is worthless unless you registered it and/or gave adequate notice to anyone with a current or future interest in the property (newspaper announcement is a classic example). This is one of the many reasons that a County Register of Deeds is so important.

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