62 points

“and I said wrong” and the bank manager agreed and gave me a million dollars and everyone applauded.

Oh no wait, that’s not what happened at all. But you keep not taking no for an answer. I hear banks have armed security these days.

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I’m imagining this person talks the same way they write, just one big run on sentence rapid fired at you without pausing for breath.

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That just means he learned English on Reddit. It’s all good.

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6 points

These dorks think that “fiat” is just a kind of car.

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Narrator: She did, in fact, take no for an answer.

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46 points

“i gave up and left, but won’t take no for an answer!”

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that ending was probably the most insane part of that post - and it was a pretty insane post.

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28 points

Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?

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I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it’s supposed to mean.

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8 points

You have to get fluent in misspellings, wrong words, and lack of punctuation to read SovCit. It’s “…like I knew they would; if notes box bankers…”

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6 points

I mentally added in the spelling and punctuation when I read it, it still doesn’t make sense to me.

What are they attempting to say here?

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“Wood” = “would”

These posts are allergic to punctuation. So there also should be a “.” or something after the “would”.

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I got that, but wtf does would if notes box mean

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