Narrator: She did, in fact, take no for an answer.
“and I said wrong” and the bank manager agreed and gave me a million dollars and everyone applauded.
Oh no wait, that’s not what happened at all. But you keep not taking no for an answer. I hear banks have armed security these days.
The collateral is the paper?? Holy shit
This bit is slightly less removed from reality than the average SovCit rant. The collateral is the house, but the piece of paper (deed/lien) says who legally owns the house. Without that documentation, the bank wouldn’t accept the fact that a house merely exists, as collateral for the loan.
But like any good SovCit, they take the grain of truth and try to fill a canyon with it.
It’s even a bit more esoteric than that. Depending on the jurisdiction even the deed is worthless unless you registered it and/or gave adequate notice to anyone with a current or future interest in the property (newspaper announcement is a classic example). This is one of the many reasons that a County Register of Deeds is so important.
What is a “medallion stamp negotiable instrument”?
But nice of her to share her cheat codes with her friend. That’s what I did on the playground in the 90s, too.
I bet you it’s one of those “silver” things they claim is the real money. Like how they give little silver bricks? Maybe some strange corner of the sovcit world started producing “real” “money” with this “silver” stuff, stamped into a coin shape for these sovcits to scream about when no one accepts it as currency.
I like that. Some of the things Bones posts here are about as inscrutable as Game Genie codes. At the same time, the rest have that “die in this specific spot and unlock infinite lives” energy.
It sounds to me like they printed their own “money.” Then they pulled out some section of law that they’ve misinterpreted to mean that the bank has to accept her Karenbucks.
I’m imagining this person talks the same way they write, just one big run on sentence rapid fired at you without pausing for breath.
