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They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

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As if she ever stops at 400

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4chan version is that but with rainbow dash

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that’d be like 80 loads

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^ this person knows their cum

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Average Tuesday

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Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.

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That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤

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Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.

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Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.

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You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

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Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

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I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before

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Whole grain chicken

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You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.

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Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized

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Sorry for sucking!

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