Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game

Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and dispised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

straight men don’t cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man

???

I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

if you are a woman then how is that not straight to fuck man