188 points

“Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”

Yeah that 100% checks out actually

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Hobosexual is wild lmfao

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depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights

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‘we let’ women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there’s places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.

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168 points

Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

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I’m not gay I just hate missing out

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157 points

straight but bi when it benefits me

Brother, you’re bi.

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63 points

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.

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That’s exactly what it looks like

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Nice insight roll

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I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…

Fake and gay

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73 points

Queer and insincere, even.

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Nah this one reads true and bi.

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Lots of fake shit all over Lemmy lately. Clogged with bot gen crap and memes.

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It is like reddit, but without Spez

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without Spez

Still an improvement then

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60 points

being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based

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74 points

I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”

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39 points

Hobosexual

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I thought hobosexual was you exclusively date people who carry bindles and hitch free rides on freight trains.

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Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!

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Can I at least advertise myself to women between 25-60? Or even mail-order husband is covered under this?

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bro im gonna coom

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