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Anon is straight(lemy.lol)

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Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and dispised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

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MBM@lemmings.world
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straight men don’t cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man

???

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davidagain@lemmy.world
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Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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ikidd@lemmy.world
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I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

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Soup@lemmy.cafe
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TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

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davidagain@lemmy.world
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It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

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Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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Every greentext is based in some reality

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davidagain@lemmy.world
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Indeed, indeed.

If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?

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kandoh@reddthat.com
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I’ve known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

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