You jest, but I honestly always wondered about that… does Xavier only have telepathy and no telekinetic abilities at all? I feel like he should be flying around all Magneto-style (in an upright position, rather than planking like Supes)

I mean, assaulting people you don’t agree with is kind of the military’s thing.

If your action of standing in front of their car can be construed as a protest, they are legally permitted to run you down, per some fuckwit judge.

Depends entirely on the driver’s pantone number

Meanwhile $23,288 delinquent on his child support payments.

Drives a Ram and probably put a bunch of those I Did That Biden stickers on gas pumps

But doesn’t actually pay any taxes himself. He ends up net positive after taking the standard deduction, child tax credit, and earned income credit, which is funded by the taxes he hates so much.