13 points

Why are so many NoSafetySmokingFirst’s found on the backs of oversized pickup trucks?

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They can’t read… the signs pointed to yes and they put it on

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Car size is proportional to car owner’s stupidity. The dumber you are, the fancier the idea of mindless communication on the road is for you. And stupid people want their message to be the biggest around, but you can’t do that while writing normally, so, you get what you get.

At least that’s my theory.

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I think it is more that the appeal of forms of communication where you can exclaim things without having to worry about pesky things like responses increases the dumber the things you want to say are.

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13 points

poetry to my eyes

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72 points

“if you can’t stand feel free to stand” hey thanks guy why didn’t I think of that

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Just do what Professor Xavier does, use that big ol’ noggin of yers to levimitate yerself so’s it looks what like year walkins!

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You jest, but I honestly always wondered about that… does Xavier only have telepathy and no telekinetic abilities at all? I feel like he should be flying around all Magneto-style (in an upright position, rather than planking like Supes)

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57 points

Equally stupid either way round.

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They invite me to stand in front of their car. That means I get to block traffic without repercussion, and they’ll be charged with assault if they try to stop me.

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I mean, assaulting people you don’t agree with is kind of the military’s thing.

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5 points

And a big part of Ram drivers’ culture.

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If you’ve seen the car’s back you have its licence plate. You can take a photo of it and record the interaction.

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If your action of standing in front of their car can be construed as a protest, they are legally permitted to run you down, per some fuckwit judge.

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So he calls his junk his Ram and stands behind troops?

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