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That’s not even the dutch flag

but it is ? right ? colors a bit pale, but… I think it is

The lighter colours means it’s the Luxembourg flag.

Yup, unless Wikipedia is lying:

reminded me of this one:

Honestly a great comeback for someone who gets called daddy against their will lol

Tbf, there’s nothing serious about the sentence “spank me daddy”.

Uhh depends on the context

I still find it weird that the word daddy, you know, the word you lovingly use as a child for your father also has a very sexual other use.

I dont know what you guys do or did with your dad when you where little but this is just beyond crazy.

Or does the entire US population has oudipus complex?

I take it you’ve never broken both your arms

What are you doing, step-Hadriscus?

Shhhhh, no no, we’ve left that behind

shudder

Nooooooo. Stop right there…

I get this reference lol

It’s not just a US thing

Too many people had absent fathers probably

I didn’t… daddy uwu

We are all collectively trolling the prudes

“Daddy” somehow made its way out of the DD/lg or DD/lb kink all the way into vanilla sex world, somehow. I have idea how it did that but yeah, it used to be contained within a specific, semi-popular kink

The oldest use of “X’s daddy” to refer to someone other than X’s father or father figure dates back to 1681… It was used by prostitutes "in reference to their pimps or to an older male customer. The connection was that pimps - a mostly male group - took care of the prostitutes financially, much like how a father provides for his child’s financial needs.

https://www.acelinguist.com/2017/11/the-deal-with-daddy.html?m=1

Actually the proper term is ‘billenkoek’

Right? They totally missed the actual insane part. And this is a word that Dutch people really use.

Which translates to ‘buttocks biscuits’ literally

You’re thinking of Bill and Richard, the time-traveling rockers. Wait, that’s Bill and Ted… What’s Bill and cock?

What’s Bill and cock?

They’re from the porn parody: Bill And Cock’s Excellent Ass Venture

Bill & Cook would be a better way to pronounce it.

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