119 points

There’s a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.

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53 points

It costs 20% more

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And 20% thinner fabric, so you’re really getting screwed.

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1 point

Real fake pockets

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110 points

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2 points

What is this and where do I get one?

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14 points

find a crab and experiment until lasers come out of its eyes

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5 points

That just sounds like a normal Tuesday evening for me.

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3 points

Just let me get my carcinization box from the back office.

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92 points

The player in an rpg

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38 points

One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.

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20 points

Oh easy! Just do like they did water and outlaw bags of holding “for safety”

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If they’re lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.

Edit: Implosion, sucks everything within 10 feet into the hole. I guess it’s up to the DM if it sucks part of the plane in 😆

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8 points

They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.

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3 points

Might? Will.

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38 points

Think about it!

Do it!!!

Fuck these greedy bastards.

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10 points

Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.

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5 points

ngl I read that as “fights” at first, and I was intrigued!

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4 points

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

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7 points

Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won’t even be paid…

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12 points

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

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2 points

The only difference would be that everybody else could see what the scanner technician sees. =\

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7 points

Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?

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Pretty sure your arrest for “willfully obstructing a federal agent” or some such bullshit would still cause the others considerable deiay…

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4 points

I haven’t been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.

This is not an issue:

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2 points

I’ve done ziplock bags for cargo short contents before, speeds security checks up a lot.

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34 points

This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

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9 points

I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

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5 points

Wonder no more 😂

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7 points

Oh holy shit you played that too?

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3 points

On my TI-86 yo

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